this is how i look today
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.
SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
sedgewick doesn’t want to eat anymore and i can’t make her and AM doesn’t really care enough to do anything about it but my will is so weak and blahhhhhhhh
OH GOD I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW
gonna lick you! problem?
wtf shes so cute and im so jealous of her hair omg <3
Terry: Tell me something: Why were you so sure those voices weren’t coming from you?
Bruce: Well, first, I know I’m not psychotic.
Terry: I hope your other reason’s more convincing.
Bruce: And second, the voice kept calling me Bruce. In my mind, that’s not what I call myself.
Terry: What do you call yourself?
[Bruce gives Terry a look]
Terry: Oh, yeah. I suppose you would. [changes his voice to the ‘Batman’ voice] But that’s my name now.
Bruce: Tell that to my subconscious.
My favorite single moment of this series.
favorite show ever
He said/She said
What He said:
We come here today in defiance of biological reality.
We know that mammals are not monogamous (except for a few
species of meadow vole with abnormally high levels of endogenous
oxytocin). We know that monogamy is not the normal human state,